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GOOD NEWS: QATARI “ROYALS” KIDNAPPED IN IRAQ BY QATARI TOYOTAS WHILE HUNTING SNIPES

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HURRAY FOR KIDNAPPERS! ALL LATAKIA ABOUT TO FALL TO THE SYRIAN ARMY

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SOUTHERN IRAQ:   A group of 26 Qatari falconers, some of them members of the “royal” family, the Al-Thaanis, were accosted at Layyaah, Al-Muthannaa Province, in Southern Iraq by a militant organization who took the vermin hostage.  The group has traditionally visited this area in order to unleash their birds of prey upon small mammals in the desert or the most favored object, the Asian Houbara Bustard, a turkey as fat as the stinking leader of the miniscule monkey sheikhdom.

In a flash of irony no less skillful than that of the fabled American short story writer, O Henry, it turned out the 50+  Toyota four-wheel-drive pickups driven by the terrorists and festooned with the usual Croatian-manufactured Doschkas, were bought by the Qatari government for ISIS.  The terrorist group reportedly swept in from neighboring Jordan where they were enjoying a huge vat of “mansaf” as guests of the Jordanian monarch, ‘Abdullah bin Antoinette Avril Gardiner.  Of the 26 falconers,  some were said to be Kuwayti and Saudi.  However, SyrPer has information that the entire group was made up of Qataris, 7 of whom were tied to the “royal” goons of Doha.

This morning, the least important members of the group were released and sent to friendly Kuwait where they were subjected to the usual Arabian medical quackery.  It is expected that none will survive that experience.

In any case, the remaining hostages are still unaccounted for and held somewhere in the desert.  This is a case of the hunter becoming the hunted.  Gee, we sure hope they don’t get beheaded in front of a camcorder.  It is hard to believe the Qataris actually hunt since it’s the falcons which do the hunting.  Hunting is a sport requiring some physical exertion which may be too much for the grizzled, grotesque and glutted grubs of Gutter (QATAR).

LATAKIA:  THE TERRORISTS ARE WITHDRAWING IN A MANNER INDICATING SURRENDER TO THE FACTS ON THE GROUND.  Reports coming in to us from around Syria prove that the Latakia Front is about to collapse into the arms of the Syrian Arab Army.  The retaking of the Jabal Al-Nawba inaugurated a new phase in the battle for this province.  The forces are set move soon against any remaining vestiges of the vermin.  In the meantime, preparations are being made to assault Jisr Al-Shughoor where ‘Abdullah Al-Muhaysini, the Saudi King Rat, will be roasted alive.  The Syrian Army now has total control over the Aleppo-Latakia Highway by virtue of its artillery emplacements.  Bad day for Erdoghan.

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فيديو وتقرير خاص؛ تدمير مقر لجبهة النصرة في ريف درعاimage: http://www.jpnews-sy.com/ar/images/news/big/96609.jpg

الجيش قاب قوسين أو أدنى من إنهاء المعركة في ريف اللاذقية   HAMA:

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ميدانيThe Syrian Army has liberated and occupied the entire Sheer Al-Sihaab and Point 793 in Hama Province.  These locales overlook the town of Al-Sirmaaniyya.  Almost all rats defending their positions on the heights were killed.  All were foreigners.  The few remaining survivors were observed fleeing for their lives to Jisr Al-Shughoor.  The area has been combed by sappers for IEDs.

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الجيش يسيطر على شير الصحاب والنقطة 793 بريف حماة   OBITUARY:  MAY SHE REST IN PEACE. SAHAR HAYDAR DIED IN DAARAYYAA YESTERDAY FIGHTING FOR THE FREEDOM OF THE SYRIAN PEOPLE AND THE COUNTRY SHE LOVED SO DEARLY.  SHE VOLUNTEERED TO HELP THE SYRIAN ARMY BATTLE THE FORCES OF NIHILISM WHO WERE SENT BY THE UNITED STATES, BRITAIN, FRANCE AND THEIR WAHHABIST ALLIES.  SHE WAS FROM THE TOWN OF MISYAAF, HAMA PROVINCE.  LONG LIVE SECULAR SYRIA.  (Thanks to Bashar Murtada)

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